I was watching the movie, Backdraft last night and the scene where Jennifer Jason-Leigh has sex with William Baldwin on top of the firetruck got me to thinking about weird places to have sex. So upon doing a little research (aka google) I stumbled upon the following article: If you’re adventurous and maybe a wee bit of an exhibitionist, then you need to start having sex in creative places. Whether what you’re looking for is romantic, sexually liberating, or just straight-up, ballsy, LDU has compiled a list of places for you.
1. On a porch swing. (Back and forth, back and forth.)
Does a porch glider count? Next.
2. Inside a cave somewhere. (It’ll be an adventure. But look out for bears.) Um, no. I'm claustrophic. Next!
3. On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road (or deserted parking lot.) Done, next.
4. On a pool table. (The one you’ve got at home or in the billiards place you frequent despite being frowned upon and possibly even ticketed for public indecency, up to you.) Done, next.
5. The library. (Remember, shhhh, you have to be quiet.) In the south, we'd definitely be arrested! lol but I'm not opposed to the idea. Next.
6. On top of the washer or dryer… while it’s running. (Mmmm vibrations.) Done, next.
7. On a rug in front of a fireplace. (Yes, like something out of a Boyz II Men music video.) Done, next.
8. On a secluded island beach. (This one will cost a bit.) Done. Only it wasn't exactly secluded. Next.
9. In the backyard under the stars. (On the deck, the grass, a blanket.) Done, next.
10. In the woods after it rains. (Dampness is nice.) Done, next.
11. Or just in the rain. (Anywhere, really.) Oh how I want to! Next.
12. On a motorcycle. (Stopped and parked, obviously. Make sure it wasn’t running recently or you’ll get some nasty exhaust burns.) Never dated anyone that owned a bike...but again, I'm not opposed. Next.
13. In a public restroom. (This is a common one, but it’s fun every time.) Um, no, I dont even like peeing in a public restroom. Can you say nasty? Next.
14. In an airplane restroom. (If you can do this, why not join the mile high club!) Not sure the restroom of a plane is any cleaner but a plane I wouldnt mind. Next.
15. On top of a hill. (You’d have quite the view. And feel like you’re on top of the world.) Does the side of a hill count? Next.
16. On a rooftop. (Reindeer aren’t the only ones that can make noises on rooftops.) Interesting...next.
17. Under a rainbow. (Go for the gold!) boring but sex is sex...next.
18. In a hot tub. (Be careful though, water makes things a bit tricky.) Done. Next.
19. On a bail of hay. (Beware of rolling.) Um that side of the hill was basically a hay field...next.
20. In a field full of wildflowers. (Get wild.) okay, next.
21...yeah they missed 21. I guess sex DOES kill brain cells!
22. On a water bed. (It’s bouncy and fun.) I used to have a waterbed, hence NEXT.
23. In the car while going through an automated car wash. (Clean your car while getting dirty.) ha ha Talk about a quickie! Next.
24. In a hot air balloon. (Talk about being on Cloud 9.) Oh definitely got to add that to the bucket list. Next.
25. Under the full moon in wet grass. (Either/or would be good but the combination would be stellar — literally.) Done. Next.
26. In an elevator. (It’s risky and you may as well get a rise out of it, ha.) When I worked at the bank, I had a HUGE crush on the cute little maintenance guy and I often fantasized about getting stuck in the elevator with him. Not sure if that would have been good or not because again, I'm claustraphobic. But I was married then anyway so it was only ever a fantasy...next.
27. On the bathroom floor. (Preferably not covered in clipped toe nails and balls of hair.) my bathroom floor--done. Next.
28. In bed with silk or satin sheets. (Why not pamper yourself?) Done. Next.
29. On a trampoline. (Weeeeeeeeeeeee!) Done. Next.
30. In the garage or the tool shed. (Basically, get dirty in some place dirty.) Done. But it was my garage and we're talking about me here so it wasnt all that dirty! Next.
31. On a jungle gym at night. (It’s a way to enjoy them in a whole different way than you used to.) Does the playground at a park count? Next.
32. On horse-back. (Giddy-up!) Now why didn't I think of that! Combining two of my favorite things, sex and horses. As long as it's not sex WITH the horse! Next.
33. In a tent. (Not having a lot of space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much more exciting.) Done. Next.
34. On an amusement park ride. (Doing some riding on rides sounds about right.) Sounds good, too. Next.
35. In a sleeping bag. (It’s cozy.) Done. Next.
36. In the car at a drive-in. (Sometimes movies just aren’t that entertaining.) Every time I've been to the drive in, I've had kids in tow so...next.
37. On really plush carpet. (Create some static electricity.) Done. Next.
38. On a picnic table. (Yummy.) Done. Next.
39. On the hood of a car. (Deserted road, empty parking lot, wherever.) Done. But I need to break in MY car...??? next.
40. Inside a car, in general. (Vroom, vroom!) Done. Lots. Next.
41. In a cemetery. (It’s morbid, but at least you know you likely won’t be bothered.) how about the parking lot of one? Next.
42. In or on a slide. (Could be uncomfortable though.) Done. And no it's not. Next.
43. In a portapotty. (Not all that different from doing it in a public bathroom. And it’s got a door so it’s almost like a room.) Eeeeewwwwww. Next.
44. In a stairwell. (School, apartment, work, etc.) Done. Damn, I'm way more adventurous than I thought. Next.
45. In a room filled with candles. (Romantic and mood-setting.) Done. Next.
46. In a bathtub. (Splish, splash.) Done. Next.
47. On a golf course. (Get that hole, er, in one.) Never dated any golfers...next.
48. In the back of a limo. (Especially good if you’re dressed and feeling all fancy.) Never dated any rich guys! Next.
49. In the ocean. (Ride the waves.) Done. Next.
50. Next to a campfire. (Not the only thing getting fired up.) Done. Next.
51. In a treehouse. (Fun times as long as you’re not afraid of heights. And beware of splinters.) Not a bad idea...next.
52. On a waterfall. (Don’t be afraid to get wet.) Would love to. next.
53. In your office. (So unprofessional, but so hot.) I've never had an office...only a cubicle! Next.
54. In an alley. (May as well hide under the cover of the alley’s darkness.) Done. Next.
55. On a bed covered in rose petals. (Typical and cliche, but hey, it looks and smells nice.) cliche and a waste of money...next.
56. On a baseball diamond. (Go for that home run!) Does the parking lot count? Next.
57. Off a beaten trail in the woods. (You won’t even notice the mosquito bites.) Done and I got poison oak! Not fun! Next.
58. Underwater. (Slippery when wet, but not impossible.) hmmm...I'm willing. Next.
59. In a closet at a party. (Coming out of the closet may be a bit awkward but then again, when isn’t it?) Sounds like Seven Minutes in Heaven...next.
60. On an air mattress. (Try it.) Done. Next.
61. In an abandoned barn wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. (The reverse cowgirl has never looked so good.) I LOVE the reverse cowgirl position but HATE the cowgirl look...next.
62. In a hammock. (This requires quite a bit of coordination.) I wouldnt mind...next.
63. In front of an open window. (Show the world.) Done. But it was not intentional! lol Next.
64. In an RV during a road trip. (Road head anyone?) I DO want to go RVing....next.
65. In a Jeep with the doors removed (Badass.) How about a Jeep Grand Cherokee with the doors open? Next.
66. On a gondola as you rise to the top of the mountain. (While reaching another kind of peak.) okay...next.
67. On train tracks. (Doing it in the path of a fast-moving, heavy chunk of iron is likely painful and definitely a bad idea, but it’ll definitely give you a rush.) I wouldnt say no but it's not on my must-do list. Next.
68. On a chair. (Practical, you can find one anywhere.) Done. Next.
69. In a church? (Forgive me Father for I am sinning right now!) Um. No. Even I gotta draw the line somewhere. Though I have done it in the parking lot of an abandoned church. Next.
What are some wacky places you’ve had sex? Did you get caught? Would you do it again? Let’s share sex stories! I've been caught lots...mostly in high school. His mom came home from work early once. We got caught by the cops a few times parking in various remote places. And I'm gonna add a few more to this list. 1) the 50 yard line at Bryant Denny! or the endzone...or the stadium seats...hell I may even make an exception and do the restroom! 2) that firetruck I mentioned earlier! Come on, I know yall have some other suggestions!
